dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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