I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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