I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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