My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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