you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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