sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
