That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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