I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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