yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There r osticjed everywhere
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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