first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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