3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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