Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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