Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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