well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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