ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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