You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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