Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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