I'm lost and stupid without you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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