Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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