So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Farmville is her only friend.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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