the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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