Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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