Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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