ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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