So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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