Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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