He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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