Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
