That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize