Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
She said her name was "party"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I need to stop coming to work sober
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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