one might say we're banned from that church
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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