your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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