My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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