can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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