I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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