he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
