well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
