You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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