If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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