that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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