I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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