Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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