So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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