At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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