Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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