New low: just hacked my moms facebook
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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