Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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