I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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