it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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