Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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