Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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