awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
