there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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