I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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