i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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