She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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