question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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