i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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